The Battle Float™
The Battle Float™
Battle Floats in the Wild
Complete Battle Kit
Log mount, golden shield and inflatable sword included. Everything you need to accept a challenge.
Built To Survive Duels
Thick, puncture-resistant PVC made for actual sword fights — not just floating. Repair patch included.
Kids AND Adults
Holds grown-ups comfortably — which is exactly why dad keeps losing to an 8-year-old.
Ready In Minutes
Inflates fast, packs flat for road trips, works in pools, lakes and beach shallows.
The Rules of FloatFights™
Last one still mounted wins. Loser refills the drinks.
What Shows Up At Your Door
Reports From the Battlefield
"Bought it for my son. I have never wanted to defeat a child more."
Mike R. — Verified Buyer
"Took these to the beach with the boys. Full-on tournament, strangers wanted in."
Dana K. — Verified Buyer
"Way bigger than I expected. Tested it in the living room, wife was not consulted."
Chris T. — Verified BuyerQuestions, Warrior?
What's included?
One log mount float, one golden shield, and one inflatable sword. Everything you need to defend your end of the pool.
Is it for kids or adults?
Both. It holds adults comfortably. Nobody is safe from a challenge.
How durable is it?
Heavy-duty PVC designed for real duels. A repair patch is included, just in case your battles get legendary.
How long does shipping take?
7–14 business days with full tracking. Shipping is free, worldwide.
What if I don't love it?
30-day money-back guarantee. If your pool doesn't become a battlefield, we'll refund you. No questions asked.